Thanksgiving 2017: Random Football Picks Edition

As we gear up for massive amounts of food today, we’re passing the unbearable time at the inlaws with No Fun League football. Here are our unscientific picks for the afternoon games.

  • Dallas Cowboys +1.5
    • Under 47.0
  • Minnesota Vikings -3.0
    • Under 46.0

We’ve taken both spreads on a single bet and wrapped all four in a parlay with a 7 point teaser as a hedge. Goooo Ballscore!

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